I am against water conservation....

Hold on..Hold on...don't start cursing me just by reading the title...just hear out my side. I am currently living in USA. Here all the people are water conservationalists(those who save water). They use paper towels(tissues) to replace water everywhere. So they use tissues to clean after cooking, to wipe tables and also to wipe out the "stalactites" left after answering the nature's call.

So here comes my problem. As being born and brought up in India, I am habituated with using water to clean my b**t every morning. So after 20 years, a neural binary switch has been created in my brain which tells me whether I am : clean / not-clean. As this switch gets triggered only by the use of water, a continious alarm goes off in my mind reminding me of being dirty whenever I use tissues. In order to repair this switch, I started researching to find out the value of x in this equation:

Cleaning effect of x*(tissue) = Cleaning effect by water

Concluding from the same reasons for which we use water for bathing, the value of x must be very large. So to have the same 'cleaning effect', we have to use large quantities of paper everyday. This implies that the Americans are against 'forrest conservation' as paper comes indirectly from forrests. Hence logically speaking, u are either against 'water conservation' or against 'forrest conservation'. Take ur pick !!

As to me, I always believe in the Indian TV commercial "Dho Dala" !!!